What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
11.06.2025 03:03
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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
What was your most embarrassing and humiliating bare bottom spanking?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Sure no problem officer.